Mentally Slap Yourself!

Sometimes you just have to mentally slap yourself for one reason or another. I did it today during a lengthy chat with a friend of mine that lapsed briefly into the-one-that-got-away territory. Oh how I wish there was only one… but, that’s by the by. There was a specific one that came to mind that, [...]

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The Longest Day

Nope, not a recommendation of a movie to watch (though if you’re in the mood for an epic war film there’s worse out there), today is the summer solstice in the UK, when the sun barely sets and all the druids come out to play. It marks the start of the summer, hopefully the last [...]

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Tide Tables 2, the sad return.

Where to begin??? Some of you may remember my previously glowing report on the Tide Tables Cafe in Richmond. I spoke highly of the food and encouraged people to go there to check out their vegan fare. And so it was with great enthusiasm that I went there to check out their new menu for [...]

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Pornmail Poetry

Well, the porn mail keeps coming thick and fast (oo-err missus), but with an added twist. In a failed attempt to get past my spam sensors the spammers (I like to imagine them as Russian for some reason) have started to include little snippets of real text in the body of the message, some of [...]

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Apropos o’ nuthin’…

For some reason I’ve suddenly started getting an inordinate amount of dirt spam in my inbox. You know the kind of thing, e-mails from “frasco horner” entitled “kat pigtail toying inflatable drunk” (no kidding, that’s one of them word for word!). It was really starting to get on my tits, ’til I decided to have [...]

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