For some reason I’ve suddenly started getting an inordinate amount of dirt spam in my inbox. You know the kind of thing, e-mails from “frasco horner” entitled “kat pigtail toying inflatable drunk” (no kidding, that’s one of them word for word!).
It was really starting to get on my tits, ’til I decided to have some fun with it. So I took the first word of each e-mail (31 so far this week) and made a poem out of them. I was trying to make something beautiful out of the unsolicited filth, but inevitably it ended up a bit dirty too. Still, I like to think I injected a bit of romance in there along the way. See what you think.
Giant group, serious bedroom friends.
Have room. Knock obediently, until…
Cheyenne, petite Mexican, dance way beautiful.
Tiffany, leggy sweetie, good hands.
Haley, rubber cougar: Swallow,
while she pounds ball. Sexy cat!